Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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