One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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