Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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