im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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