And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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