Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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