NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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