Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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