Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
whose parrot is this?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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