It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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