So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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