its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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