dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize