I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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