I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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