Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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