oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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