Nicole vs. Life
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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