TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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