she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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