Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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