Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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