u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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