I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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