was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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