idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
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