IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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