i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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