We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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