so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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