I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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