I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
do herpes really smell.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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