i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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