ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
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