she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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