dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
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