I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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