so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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