So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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