They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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