I wanna bring you to show and tell
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
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