Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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