lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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