I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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