There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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