You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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