the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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