the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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