Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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