he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Watching her eat just hurts me
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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