I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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