Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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